Geek: Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend...

By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 01:22 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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By Humpday - 29/05/2016 21:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 09:26 - Vietnam

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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Saturday 28 May 2011 0:04

That's a hairy situation you've got yourself into.

futtbuck101 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 0:31

Start calling him hand solo 'cause he ain't getting some no more

Comments

Mellodabeast 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:05

haha sounds like a girl in my class

czucke 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:05

Embarrassing....

BigNik 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:07

yeah, I would say shave then you idiot. no guy wants to date a woman with carpet on her legs. gross.

ADub55 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:10

why would you stop? thats gross

lalatia 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:21

Ydi...thats really gross

rachelrampage 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:27

Eww why did you stop shaving in the first place

avocado23 5

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:28

just shave, if it get irritated use moisturizing lotion. if you really don't wanna shave, at the very least wear pants and make the effort to cover it up. no on likes to see mens hairy chest, neither do they wanna see hairy legs on women

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 28 May 2011 13:10

but notice no one expects the man with chest hair to constantly shave it...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:43

No one likes a hairy chest on a man? Really? Tell that to the millions of people who do and find it manly and attractive. Also, lotion is not a cure-all. Some people's irritation can't be solved by a lotion; sometimes the lotion even makes it worse.