Today, I found out that the last of my super feminist "I'm never...

By Passtheicecream - 25/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out that the last of my super feminist "I'm never getting tied to a man" college friends got engaged. Apparently, I should have tried that tactic, as my current partner in life is my goldfish. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I saw yet another dear friend from uni get married, living the good life in their new home. Here am I in my 30s, with no love life, and feeling like that's never going to be for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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Fate

By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

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By happysingleone - 20/12/2016 07:37

Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML

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It's a marathon, not a sprint

By Anonymous - 27/05/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML

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By thanksfamily - 18/09/2012 11:22 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I got engaged. My family is already placing bets on how long it will take for my fiancée to "wise up and ditch" me. FML

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By llord - 24/08/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 02:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML

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By britt71411 - 13/01/2012 17:17 - United States

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 22:59 - United States

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

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rorex 26

Wednesday 25 January 2017 22:21

If that's what you think feminism is about, damn.

strangelightning 15

Wednesday 25 January 2017 23:15

I think femism is the most misunderstood term in the world. What part of "equality for all genders" is so hard to understand?

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kristinjeaneen 21

Friday 27 January 2017 3:16

Well, at least you're not completely alone.

bobslawnservice 16

Friday 27 January 2017 4:48

If you think that is what feminism is about do everyone a favour and stay single.

GrizzlyBayer8 3

Friday 27 January 2017 4:58

If you are a feminist prepare to spend the rest of your life with a fish

edmunson 22

Sunday 29 January 2017 7:04

Find feminism in the dictionary, Wikipedia, or somewhere that can explain it doesn't mean to stay alone OR mistrust the opposite sex!

Noela Abney 5

Saturday 5 October 2019 15:12

I hope you don't think feminism is about living without a man, because **** men *eye roll* You got it all wrong if you do. you should've aimed to be your own person and not like your friends.