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By KaraAnn17 - 12/02/2011 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML

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By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 02:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML

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By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By chacha - 28/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

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By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 11:15 - United States

Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML

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Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

People on FML sure have great friends and roommates. :/ Yuck.

iburppeopleup 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:32

just do the same to her, or pull another awful thing like mix bleach in her shampoo, fill her body wash or shampoo with nair... get revenge bitch!

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hellogoodbye1996 6

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:26

pee on her bed

mrssheldoncooper 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 6:46

Wow. Just...wow. O.o

gleniatorixx 5

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:05

I think it's time for revenge >:l mwhahaha !!

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 13 February 2011 7:39

Oh, I get it! It's funny because she thought she was drooling on the pillow, but really there's cum on it.

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 6:58

Wow good job. Did you figure that all out by yourself?

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Sunday 13 February 2011 9:38

OP...have your boyfriend **** in your roommates shampoo or facewash.... then smile everytime that bitch walks out of the bathroom!!

romano07 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 10:55

or **** in her contact lens/hair/toothpaste/ or just **** in her shoe in the night!

fthku 13

Sunday 13 February 2011 12:17

Why would you think it was your drool? since when does it leave white marks?

BlkBryMolasses 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 13:02

Your roommate is out of compliance. Give her an eye jammie!

bombasticolo 2

Sunday 13 February 2011 14:51

haha. thats funny. you should do the same to your roommate (y)

valri3 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 16:45

I hate it when people do things like that. So selfish and inconsiderate.

EvilDave 13

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:11

I suggest you find a guy or three and **** them all in her bed then use her pillow(s) for clean up after.

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