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By KaraAnn17 - 12/02/2011 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By hannahthedino - 20/07/2021 04:01 - United States

Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML

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By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 02:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML

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By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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By chacha - 28/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

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By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 11:15 - United States

Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML

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Bobby64 29

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:24

People on FML sure have great friends and roommates. :/ Yuck.

iburppeopleup 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 22:32

just do the same to her, or pull another awful thing like mix bleach in her shampoo, fill her body wash or shampoo with nair... get revenge bitch!

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Adorable_Derp 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 4:00

Beat the shit out of her with the pillow. Then make her buy you a new one...

jadejazmyn 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:46

I would have put her fave in the toilet bowl and swirled it around. Nasty heffa

Southpaw7391 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 13:58

I would piss all over her pillow. let it dry and put it back on her bed ....

ThisRandomChild 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:43

Pillow ****, ew

skywalks096 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:35

That's pretty hot!!

saxplayer9291 3

Friday 16 December 2011 0:31

i didnt know drool is white

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 26 August 2013 16:20

When it dries on your pillow after a heavy night of drooling, yes. That's the typical color.

indigohippopo 20

Friday 3 October 2014 19:12

Fight her and him. Those nasty *****. >~

azzie123 9

Wednesday 17 February 2016 4:43

Bruh!

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