By kittkatt1 - 11/11/2013 01:52 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and I'm now terrified of half my job. FML
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Zebediabolical 39

Plot twist: It wasn't the nerve that made it twitch.

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jenn1808 16

Sounds like a pretty unpleasant job to begin with. I hope that it's for a good cause; animal research always makes me really sad.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Just make sure you're doing it writhe and not wrong next time.

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astralvagan 20

some puns should never be used....

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1dvs_bstd 41

what the hell kind of research is that?

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rien151 19

if I was to guess it's for veterinary medicine. If doctors practice on cadavers wouldn't vets have to do something similar?

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cheshirecat13242 32

The dead will rise again... Eventually you'll find the right nerve for that

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shutupmichaela 18

that's cool! Electrical impulses moving inanimate things! it's like a robot!

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maddyrooster 9

You can never watch too much of The Walking Dead

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Cazz91 21

^ "I just met you. At least buy me a drink first."

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trulypar 34

At least it won't surprise you twice. :-)

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bigjoeanzalone 4

How old are you? Judging by your line of work you seem to be old enough to know zombies are not real.

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