By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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perdix 29

Did you dream you were eating curly fries?

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perdix 29

Maybe I could buy you lunch some night;)? jkjkjk

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alexisthename 0

I like my curly fries with a side of buttermilk.

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viper63 0

lol hey just think about your his good luck charm

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tomakobriefs 11

If you really want him out of your life, I'm pretty sure you could call the police on him sexually assaulting you. :D

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NorfolkDude 2

YDI for choosing tarded boyfriends. Perhaps you should look past the looks and try to find someone who isn't tarded.

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butterflies2662 0

Oh my GOD. That is so disgusting *vomits* Why would anyone eve nthink of that?!

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JessiKitty_lol 7

lolololooll what a douche, but that's funny. Whheewww, the things that people come up with xD

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xvolcom893x 0

gooood idea I'm gamba do that to my bitch now

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