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By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Masochistic 0

What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?

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skyeyez9 24

drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.

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DamnDaddy 0

ahh yer bf is grossssss. haha yeah FYL and fxck it hard aha

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BrightEyes11 0

dirty... lol you have one sick asshole for a boyfriend..

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blastvortex 3

If you don't like it, you can always do the following. (1) Kick his ass. (2) Stop dating dumbasses.

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