Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a... - FML

By nonameLiz - 03/02/2010 01:16 - United States

Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

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Lithium98 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 9:28

You've obviously never heard of the "Free Hug Tax".

Caz_the_Spaz 6

Wednesday 3 February 2010 9:27

aww no free hugs?

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likeomgwhat 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:58

hey girl! you have to charge for those

Sinisin2010 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:01

Let's think about this rationally people, maybe the OP is so disgusting looking that when she tried to squeeze into a small skirt and a shirt she was kind of blobbing all over. The cops had to arrest her for something so they used the "no free hugs" way out. It's not really an FML for the OP but for everyone that had to look at her for the time.

eatmexcupcakes 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 3:08

what if i write that on a shirt?

brandon144 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:07

**** I WAS GUNNA DO THAT

daneeyoll 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:25

what law is that breaking?

rubixgod 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:30

no you can't you should sue that officer

ut_fan1 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:56

next time you do it shave your **** stash and DONT hold the sign in front of a middle school

newmanlyman3 8

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:22

creeper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skankihobag 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:02

haha i had friend who used to do that. hed spend the day in boston giving out free hugs holding "free hugs" signs. it was awesome.

ooohlife 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 8:20

well yeah! that's like a pedofile's dream job! hahaha

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