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By anonymous - 12/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

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Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML

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Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML

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By chels - 17/07/2018 19:00

Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML

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By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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arissia 0

Friday 12 February 2010 12:23

So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.

null_fml 11

Friday 12 February 2010 12:24

"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."

Comments

hjrn 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:18

Would you idiots stop posting FMLs about "geeky" boyfriends. It is simple if you don't like it don't date them. Who cares if he spends ALL his money on it, the keyword being HIS!

Seaotter 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:20

Ouch! But been there done that! His whole family played it! They would start a game every time I showed up! It was boring

Whiterabbitm1 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:24

what's wrong with Magic The Gathering? some of those turnaments make tons of money and some of the cards are worth a shit ton I should know I have a couple cards worth a couple hundred dollars

pointofthesun 1

Friday 12 February 2010 14:32

u don't deserve him if u feel that it's a bad thing

midiga 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:32

im pretty sure he means MTG a.k.a. Magic The Gathering, is a playing card game sorta like yu-gi-oh, pokemon, or any of the other stupid ones, MTG is the only one worth playing cause it involes a lot of thinking and math

tipoo_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:49

"I'm insecure and I need my man to be available to me 24/7, so he cannot have a hobby. FML"

logieebearr 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:51

ya he's a keeper..

Severas 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 2:41

/nodnod

perdix 29

Friday 12 February 2010 14:57

Find a guy who lives in his mom's basement and whacks off all day on free Internet ****. That guy will be able to spend all his money on YOU, which is what this is all about, Princess. Right?

CallMeHush 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:47

That is what my wife did... oh wait, nevermind.

Ajjas013 6

Friday 12 February 2010 17:51

No, you were on the right track there CMH.

Starfire22 5

Friday 12 February 2010 18:39

:D well as long as she comes to the basement once in a while, I guess it's all good!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:51

Ajjas, I hate to say it but Al Gore hadn't even invented the Internet when I got hitched. We had to get our **** in a magazine or VHS.

Ajjas013 6

Friday 12 February 2010 19:11

I mean you know... Your wife can learn from that. Your favorite **** with the sammich making and all that shit. You just hit the jackpot my friend. In all seriousness, I don't watch that shit though :/ Just in case.