Miscellaneous: Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring...

By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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By Pissed - 28/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By ari - 17/06/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

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By Anon - 23/06/2014 23:13 - United States - Denton

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

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By Creep - 28/03/2009 00:24 - Canada

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 12:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML

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By ohsosad - 23/11/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

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cthulhu1138 1

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:44

Wouldn't it be nice if they invented some sort of way to cover your window to keep people from looking at? Maybe even add an easy way to uncover it if you want the view outside during the day. Oh, wait. They did.

birds_fml 7

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:46

Thank god you caught him! If you had just reported a peeping tom, he just would've gotten sneakier and you wouldn't have known. And, people shouldn't NEED blinds to keep people from looking in their bedroom windows at night! In a perfect world, people would respect others' privacy.

Comments

notthatclever 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:07

no, #3, authority can not do this. retard.

nikapples 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:41

that's just creepy. :/

ellysa_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:29

CREEPER!!

smokey23 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:35

i agree with number 20 , and also police has to follow the law to!

xxDestroyer 0

Monday 15 June 2009 6:44

Why was he doing that in the first place?sue him for stalking!

FMLFAN1 0

Monday 15 June 2009 7:30

That's messed up! What was the trap? If you set up a video camera as a trap, take it into the police station. Even though he's a cop, he won't be able to deny video evidence.

mattmag 0

Monday 15 June 2009 8:58

Get a powerful laser pointer and shoot it at him next time he watches you. Or just get some damn blinds like everyone else. If you're going to wander around in full view of people, you can't get mad when they look at you.

ZDrache 0

Monday 15 June 2009 11:10

Maybe she likes to be woken up by sunlight?

JFox 8

Monday 15 June 2009 11:20

Maybe she wasn't asleep ? How could she have known he was there if she was asleep ? I'm typing this at 5am. The girl probably has curtains - who doesn't ? - but she had them open because she was dressed and awake. It's summer, she probably had on little pajama shorts and a tank top, which could be just as sexy as if she were naked. It doesn't give him the right to look. Telling her to get blinds is pointless; she probably has them. You're not being clever. She should be able to leave them open once in a while. Saying "get blinds" is like saying "why bother catching him ?"

silly_kate 0

Monday 15 June 2009 12:54

yeh, i heard blinds make it near impossible for horny perverts to watch you sleep and/or get changed. but this is just a rumour i've heard. nah, but being serious, he doesn't have a right to watch you like that! good thing you caught him.