Animals: Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my...

By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada

Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML

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By Danielle - 02/08/2020 08:08

Today, I was disassembling a tent after a week of camping when I felt a crunch under my bare foot. I lifted up the tarp I was standing on to find a now squashed mouse. Mice are my favorite animals, and I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to go camping again. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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By YeahItsmecoolhuh - 17/02/2011 06:50 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML

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By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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By vetstudentdream - 15/04/2017 22:00 - Australia - Bellbowrie

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML

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By moe - 27/05/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

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iHappyFeet 11

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

more like **** the mouse's life

Wer3Wolf3 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 1:16

You should have been wearing sqeakers.

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whatarethisss 23

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:26

Ughh, I stepped on a frog ones. I know how it feels.

XandraHart 15

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:30

Let me guess, cats?

tiredofwaiting 25

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:40

**** the poor mouse's life.

Ava_Darkflame 26

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:46

oh god.... ew, im so sorry... both for you and the mouse..

alphafish17 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:50

Where was the rest of the mouse?

Michael_Alex 7

Wednesday 5 August 2015 4:50

Well how does it feel?

nadjakale 11

Wednesday 5 August 2015 5:00

Oh my god, this happened to me just a few days ago! My cat brought me a "gift" and put it next to my desk chair, where I couldn't see it until I went to sit in my chair. I'm so sorry! It sucks really bad. ?

samlovesham1234 9

Wednesday 5 August 2015 5:03

Ewwwww! I don't know if that's worse than stepping on a live spider!

MdMan2 23

Wednesday 5 August 2015 5:29

"Some assbag stepped on me and squeezed the intestines out of me. FML"

WarMachine68 24

Wednesday 5 August 2015 6:05

the first time I read this, I skipped over the word "mouse" and was so overly concerned

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