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By Anonymous - 26/02/2011 20:19 - United States

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

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By fmyhabit - 15/04/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 12:43 - United Kingdom - Bexley

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 03:08 - Singapore

Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend, who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thought that I'm my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a "prostitute" each time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 10:57 - Ukraine - Donetsk

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

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Saturday 26 February 2011 23:56

So, what's all the buzz about?

TurkeyBaconLovin 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 23:56

didnt notice the smell?!

Comments

Marineditto 3

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:56

Nasty...

lululove123 1

Sunday 27 February 2011 20:59

ew why didn't she use her OWN phone??

Vaesive 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 23:40

I got an idea for a birthday present!

skinnyjeangirllu 0

Monday 28 February 2011 3:29

wtf is rong wit yo sis dayum she a dayum pervert touching herslef wAt da *** is she single and desperet is dat y she b puttin yo fone in her dirty ass pussy dayum thats disgusting tell yo sis to jus go to da sex toy shop and get her one of dose vibreterz dayum thats nasty as ***!!!! no offence buhh ppl who do dat r a fukin ****!!! jus sayin eww gross now arent u happy now lol sorry fer bing so rude buhh diz FML got mehh to rite a ******* hate comment!!!! BLEH!!!:-(