By Anonymous - 26/02/2011 20:19 - United States

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Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
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TurkeyBaconLovin 0

didnt notice the smell?!

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GingerFro 0

it just says that she was rubbing up against her crotch, not that she was actually getting any penetration; you should be glad of that OP

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yodermstr 0

i loled too hard that was clever but gross you should buy her a masage thingy and see the look on her face whrn you give it to her

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bekdebekah 0

hey she's curious just leared and doesn't get it yet

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RedPillSucks 31

Good luck getting a replacement phone from insurance. OP: I need a new phone. Insurance: What seems to be the problem? This one seems to work fine. OP: Well, you see, my sister use...., she used it to....., well, she put it... Erm.... it fell in the pool.

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emodude44 0

Someones becoming a woman... and shes got womans needs! Oh and about your sister, that sucks OP. wonder

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Hello_kitty_love_fml 0

She must of enjoyed those nights with the phone.

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kittykat1497 7

well if u don't care y'd u reply to her comment

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deven329 1

I would think she alrady had a phone.? time for a new phone xD

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Zues01 0

this is probably the best FML I've heard in a loong time! sucks she used your phone, but hey got to give her props for being so innovative at 12... lol

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