By JustSayNo - 11/08/2013 23:23 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out why my doctor told me not to mix pain killers with alcohol when I was told that last night I tried to convince a group of teenage tourists that I was one of the nitwits from One Direction, and then got miffed when they laughed at me. FML
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CommentModerated 17

Why would you not listen to that advice?

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lex1459 38

Why would you think that's a good idea? Listen to your doctor next time, YDI.

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DividableByZero 11

Not mixing drugs and alcohol is common sense. Both can seriously harm you. OP is lucky to walk away with just a bruised ego.

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Rhondaplp 11

I would of laughed at you too ... 1D is a joke

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akiahara 14

You must've missed the common sense class in your youth.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Oh damn... I knew I missed something important the day I skipped school to go see that 1D concert!!

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PenguinBitch 43

I believe you're a bigger nitwit than 1D.

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Melix 31

Well, atleast you learned your lesson. :)

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Koppol 15

That could be one amazing commercial on why to follow the directions on pill bottles.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

"Frank has taken medication and is on his way to the bar." "Because Frank has decided to take medication and drink at the same time, Frank is now completely inebriated." "Because Frank is inebriated, he is now telling this group of teens he is a Directioner" "Don't tell teens you are a Directioner." "Don't drink and take medication"

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Bevspeaks 11

Why take a doctor's advice at all? he obviously makes it all up as he has no idea that there could be terrible side effects to pain killers and alchohol, it's not like he went to college or anything.

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Nyx_fml 23

That is why you need to pick a more obscure band. You'll even sound like a hipster. That will make you more of a nitwit if that's what you're going for.

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VeganVampyre 26

Just don't even name the band, that'll make you mysterious too, which is even better! "Hey there girls, I'm a practically famous member of that awesome indie band you never heard of! Adore me! Ask for my autograph!"

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Enslaved 36

When I looked "miffed" up in the dictionary, it said- Aroused to impatience or anger. I first saw the word "aroused" and was freaked out because the FML is about teenage girls. Then I read the rest of the definition. Phew! :P

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