By wetboy - 05/07/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 462
You deserved it 8 897

Same thing different taste

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stringoffail 0

Meanwhile, somewhere else on FML. "Today I felt comfortable enough with my boyfriend to stay the night with him in spite of an embarrassing problem. I did it because he kept pressuring me. I wet his bed, and he was a real jerk about it. He even posted details about it on this site, as if I wouldn't bloody see it. FML"

That's a shame. She's probably really embarrassed about it all. Try to be understanding, if you can.

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FYL? Yeah it really sucks to have a girlfriend with a medical problem. I don't know how you are going to live with that. It must be so traumatic for you. How do you think SHE feels? She's the one who has to deal with this every day (and if it's been going on this long I doubt it will be going away soon). YDI for being a selfish asshole.

F her life....because she has an asshole for a boyfriend.

misterman2 3

Whatever you do, don't put her down about it. It will deliver a serious blow to her self-esteem.

you should drink her pee, bedwetters are into that.

Oh man. F her life, not yours. :( Don't judge her for something that's beyond her control.

theintrollama 0

They make enzymes that get urine out of upholstery. You don't have to throw out a brand new mattress.

I find this FML interesting, because a couple of weeks ago, while I was staying the night with the guy I'm seeing, I woke up in the night to find the bed, ahem, rather cold. Yes, he had wet the bed. He had, however, gone to bed pretty drunk. I had to wake him up, find him a towel, convince him to get in the shower (he was still sleepy drunk), change his sheets, put a towel down, and put the offending sheets in the wash. I also had no choice but to sleep around the wet spot. When he woke up the next morning, he had no idea why his sheets were changed, and was understandably pretty embarassed, though I tried to reassure him that it was okay. I didn't tell anyone, obviously, but I did wonder how other girls would react to this.

Tippssy 0

Maybe the wetness wasn't piss. Maybe it was her excitement over the thought of being next to you.

PollySighDevil 0

You also need a new girlfriend