Animals: Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug...

By Alexander - 30/05/2010 16:53 - Russian Federation

Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML

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By eggonmiface - 01/07/2018 15:00

Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML

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spazz24 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:16

how did u not notice at an earlier time?

joshdudeha 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:16

how did you not notice this sooner?!!

Comments

youthink_fml 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 14:20

1. If it was several days ago, how do you know the cat did it? 2. You didn't notice your food in the fridge wasn't cold for days? YDI.

aRm95 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 23:05

effing cats.

bellacatdaydream 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:12

ninja cats go unoticed.

deadbabyjesus 2

Wednesday 20 July 2011 21:41

cats are evil selfish rotten horrible creatures . kill them. beat them. drown them. just get rid of them.

me_the_maniak 14

Saturday 20 August 2011 17:17

how dirty are you that it took you several days to notice ... :/

nelson_92 12

Monday 14 April 2014 15:25

Cats are garbage

Pauline96_fml 20

Friday 5 December 2014 2:54

There are protective outlet covers you can buy that will prevent the cat from being able to do that again

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 23 June 2021 6:33

Don't you open your fridge multiple times a day? How could you not notice?

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