By fmylifebigtime - 25/02/2012 14:35 - United States

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Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
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AmethystRain 20

Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".

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OfficeNinja 5

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OfficeNinja 5

I see by my negative score most people here are not married. But don't worry - you all will be. Some day. If anyone will have you. Then you will understand how it is. If my wife said she was giving up sex with other men - I would understand what it was. Sarcasm.

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silentbutfunny 0

I dont think that has anything to do with the downvotes

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xStaciexLynnx 15

I think this FML went way over your head...

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OfficeNinja 5

No. I got it. But do you think if she really was screwing other men she would admit it? Never mind. I give up. I guess nobody here ever hears snide, snarky remarks.

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HannahWho 8

Office Ninja... I am sure that someone wouldn't post about something like that unless they had a good idea what was going down--and by down I mean his wife on other men.

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perdix 29

It's only six weeks, she should be able to make it. I've heard of lazy people who give up things they don't like or things that don't exist for Lent. They give up things like liver and onions, unicorn streaks and female orgasms.

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addiizcherry 0

Perdix, you are a sick, twisted soul. In a good way.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Wtf? So by your opinion, and more specifically the last two words... Many men think it's lent all year round! Omg, brave, righteous souls!

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perdix 29

#118. I'm just kidding. I "believe in" those last two words. At least, they're some kind of ritual that shows a guy that he can finish and be worthy of a sammich.

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MonsterCommenter 4

At least she wants to stop

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Only until Lent is over.

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LolCakes111 7

I bet if the FML was about a husband doing lent and if he was sleeping with other women, you wouldn't say that.

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_BradyBunch_ 7

Make a ridiculous list for her to see just to troll her!

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Chewiebhz 15

Woah buddy! I'd starting slapping her and say I'd only stop when she admitted what she had done wrong (which I wouldn't mention...)

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ProhibitionRose 14

Because violence solved everything >.>

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goodgood_fml 5

Anytime you feel it's ok to beat a woman into submission should be the day that you stop dating women. Period.

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wlddog 14

I wouldn't recommend giving up condoms for lent.

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Lint oaths last for 40 days , I think so she is going to do it all over again. I'm very sorry for you, I just hope it was a joke if not you need out of the relationship.

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b0ngs 7

I always make oaths to my lint. Especially the ones in my bellybutton

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l0v3p4in 7

I doubt it was a joke if he "found" her list. Unless, OP's wife just has a wicked sense of humour and planted it where he could find it. If the former, FHL. If the latter, I'll award OP's wife a FTW award courtesy of Lent.

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