By fmylifebigtime - 25/02/2012 14:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
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AmethystRain 20

Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".

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mellowmo0d88 8

How about you give up your ***** wife for Lent?

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Devin91 20

Ouch, spice shit up in the bedroom.

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Devin91 20

Ouch, spice shit up in the bedroom.

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sandnsun 7

Yes idiot, because the whole reason she is cheating on him is because he is boring in the bedroom... I'm sure you have your game up considering you have no problem showing off your torso. But I would sleep with or date a geeky looking goofball long before I'd ever come anywhere near you. Also most guys who think they rock it in bed and are players SUCK at what they do...hope your lays aren't lying to you. Just saying...

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sunflower226 0

you should give up being married to a bitch. lol

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HannahWho 8

I would touch that snatch with a ten foot pole if she is truly cheating. If not, your wife is hilarious.

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dimitrioo 0

Hey bro I'm really sorry that happened to you! I've had a similar situation happen many many years ago, found a text on my GF phone... What a ******* bitch!! All u can think is "I would have never thought this could happen to me, and how could she do this to me"!!! People are so ******* horrible!!!!

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