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By fmylifebigtime - 25/02/2012 14:35 - United States

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Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
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AmethystRain 20

Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".

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iamyourgod 3

Never heard of it in my life either. I'm thinking it's some stupid thing American Christians do.

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sandnsun 7

It's a tradition that some Christians follow. It's sort of a mock fast in which Christians are supposed to give up something they love or care for for 40 days. My favorite saying around this time of year is "And this is why I am no longer Christian." Its not true but it makes most people smile. Lol

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Rainbowbright99 4

Sorry you found my list baby but you just don't choke me hard enough, and I still thinks it is weird that you wear my bra and underwear to get off. But don't forget, Jesus and I love you Joe.

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gonad_gobbler 1

your wife sounds about as smart as juicystar777

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LOLimCuteFML 0

You deserve better! I wonder what your reaction was and what your possibly ex-wife's reaction was.

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MoreBeef 4

Hey for 40 days (or whatever lent is, I'm not catholic) she will NOT be boning other dudes. That's good right? She didn't mention sex with women. Time for that threesome!

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ohSNAPyall 26

The 40 days doesn't include Sundays, and neither will OP's wife.

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sandnsun 7

Maybe in some traditions...but not the one I was raised in...

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Soluxis 17

Welcome to wonderful world of women. Isn't alliteration great? Seriously though, the next one will probably do the same.

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toalysium 15

I hope "beating my wife's ass" wasn't on your list.

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