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By fmylifebigtime - 25/02/2012 14:35 - United States

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Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
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AmethystRain 20

Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".

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th3lawmak3r76 4

hey look at the brighter side at least she gave it up for 40 days

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sandnsun 7

The hardest thing about the cheating is the lying. Women talk about how bad men are but of all the guys I've dated or met and women I've met women are by far worse. But then again, I live in an area with a lot of trashy women...idk what it is about this place but it happens all the time. Cheating, drugs, and abuse. And most of the guys I date are kinda nerdy or dorky and almost always hopeless romantics. But then again...so am I :). Just get it over with OP...she is so rude.

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kgdc1 2

Why were you SNOOPING in your wife's private things?

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stise 2

That's horrible! FYI indeed brotha

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picklemonger 13

How Christian of her.

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monnanon 13

I think its a joke, like those of us who put "give up smoking" as a new years resolution when we don't smoke. its something she can stick to for lent because she isn't screwing around anyway. Think about it, why would she write that down and give you the possibility of finding it if that were true?

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matt_mcg 2

People generally tend to avoid the subject of cheating around their spouse. Somehow I don't think that she meant for her husband to find it and just forgot to tell him that it was a joke. Even if it was a joke, why would her husband believe her? For all he knows she could just be trying to use that as an excuse to cover it up. So the lesson here is cheating is never a joke.

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whynotbliss 18

I hope you are thinking she's slutty/freaky enough to have a mff 3some, what sort of consolation is getting to watch another dude bang your wife vs. Knowing another dude is getting yours while you are elsewhere.

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