By fmylifebigtime - 25/02/2012 14:35 - United States

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Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
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AmethystRain 20

Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".

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Hammer940 7

Pee on her. That'll teach her to be a *****.

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Hammer940 7

What. It's degrading and hilarious. All at the same time.

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downtime 12

I think she already knows how to be a *****, and it doesn't necessarily involve peeing on people. You're getting ***** confused with "Japanese"...*uncomfortable silence*

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heyred 11

I am hoping that she wrote that as a joke, like she is giving up something that she doesn't do anyway.

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matt_mcg 2

It shouldn't be something that she should need to put conscious effort into doing, or rather, not doing.

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Driveshaft 5

"other men"...FYL, but at least she'll still have sex with you, no?

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NativeG2 1

Dang bro, time for a chick switch. :/

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Mitcha857 0

I find it really ironic that OP's wife is still willing to follow the rules of Lent but still break the rules of a Christian marriage. People really confuse me.

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silentbutfunny 0

Hebrew, islamic, christain, really all of them have their 10 commandments thats shes breaking all of

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downtime 12

...Shes breaking all 10 commandments of every religion? Well shit, this infidelity thing pales in comparison!

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