By fmylifebigtime - 25/02/2012 14:35 - United States

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Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
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AmethystRain 20

Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".

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bubo_fml 10

Good to know that for the next 40 days, you're the only one in the puddin' pot!

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jake98899889 4

Give up being loyal, **** her bestfriend!

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XkassieX 6

Ok even if she cheated don't be going to **** her best friend. Just divorce her. Don't be a dick about things, then you're just as bad as her and you basically cheated as well.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Get a full STD panel and then serve her with divorce papers. (Seriously, if she's been screwing other guys, there's no telling what she brought home and gave to you. Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.)

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ravenxcorvinus 9

ouch. your life doesn't suck, it's BONED.. just like your wife.. *here come the thumbs-down*

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l0v3p4in 7

Your invitation to thumbs down you was too appealing to reject.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Actually, I thumbed her Up for expecting otherwise. :) No real idea why....paradoxical optimism?

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lefty619 6

That's scandalous kick that hoe out to the curb

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KendalKeller 3

Failblog hehehehhehehehehehehheehhehehehehhehehehehh

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