By fmylifebigtime - 25/02/2012 14:35 - United States

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Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
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AmethystRain 20

Leave a list laying around for her to find, and make the first item: "marriage".

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cajekraze 7

Did you not know she was a man?

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silvergaze 1

NOT MY PROB! Get a new wife. Or start taking up dirty habits with other women. Whew! Wouldn't that piss HER off? Then when she finds out you can back yourself up!

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downtime 12

...And what gave you the impression anyone thought it was your problem? You realise these stories aren't directed to you, right? Please tell me you know this...

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XkassieX 6

Like I said before he doesn't have to be a dick about things divorce her cheating ass. If he does that he's just as bad as her. He can mess around with other people after he gets divorced

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markahsf1 7

I would "accidentally" stick it in her butt tonight. Also, cheat on her. Give her a taste of her own medicine! Bros before ho's!

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silentbutfunny 0

So many std's being transmited this way.. :/

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YourFaceIs 0

So after 40 days she will do it again? wow. That's awful. :( Marriage just isn't what it used to be.

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oohoohmrkotter 0

Cheating is nothing new. Humans aren't monogamous by nature.

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silentbutfunny 0

Your name makes me want to facepalm repeatedly. Not to mention the comment

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iamyourgod 3

Is this just an American thing because I have never heard anyone practice this stupid Lent thing before, not even Christians?

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goodgood_fml 5

And what woman's heart did you break to marry this goddess? Anywho. Seems like you two have a lot to talk about. Since you go to church, I recommend that you start with marriage counseling through your church. However, if you know you can't forgive and forget, then file for divorce and end it. Much Luck.

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studdmuffin1990 7

DIVORCE!!!!! I hate cheaters! They should all just pair up with each other and go to those swinger parties and leave the rest of us alone!

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MrsUresti 8

I totally agree with you!!!! I hate them hate hate hate them!!!!!

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tttt122345 0

For Lent you should give up her... Dumb ****

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