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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 03/02/2018 15:00

Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML

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Never leave evidence

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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You freak!

By LonelyGuy - 15/12/2014 11:59 - Australia

Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML

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Armin_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:02

You're into really into intelligent girls it seems? :)

jonnymohio 2

Friday 21 August 2009 20:16

You CAN forward your home number to your cell number while you're out. Maybe she was telling the truth. Give her one more chance, if she brushes you off again, then forget it. She's just not into you. Move on.

Comments

k1ng 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:24

how is this an fml at least you know she's a re-tard before you start dating her

JayXL14 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:31

She forwarde her home phone to get cell phone. Be optimistic

alliwannado 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:57

That's exactly what I was thinking

boone_fml 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:33

why would you call her home phone anyway either ask her out again or get over it. not an FML

Pandasaur 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:46

What's wrong with calling her home phone?

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:33

hahahhh thats a good one. but maybe its true.

justmyluck11 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:46

you should have told her off lol

JHM_27 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:48

so she denied u! thats her right ur probably creepy or something

thyaftermath 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:48

I Don't think in history, anyone has ever said I dont like stop talking to me and the other person has stopped talking Those few words always make the other person a stalker.

iFruit 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:50

:( sad face :(

Serix 0

Friday 21 August 2009 20:53

Honestly, even if she was watching a movie.. just the way she said it and hung up shows no sign of her liking you. Cut your losses you dont need a bitch anyways.