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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Titusville

Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML

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By Lennyr - 28/08/2016 06:36 - United States - Union City

Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 14:00

Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - 25/02/2013 19:47 - France - Montpellier

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterwards tried to comfort me by saying there'd been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - Aldershot

Today, I helped deliver the baby belonging to the woman my husband left me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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By Crazy In-Laws - 20/11/2016 22:54 - United States - Danvers

Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML

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By Val - 09/07/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I realized my marriage is over. I was in labor with our first child and my husband acted like being there with me in the hospital was a chore. However, he saw a young nurse and his mood did a 180. He left soon before I gave birth because he “got hungry.” All of this and he STILL has no clue why I’m upset with him. FML

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By RBEE - 12/12/2009 18:02 - France

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

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newyorkcityguy 9

Saturday 14 February 2015 23:22

At least he wasn't busy selling 1.2 million dollars worth of meth.

Mossygirl357 12

Saturday 14 February 2015 23:21

Congratulations on your baby girl.

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Cococola133 6

Sunday 15 February 2015 4:39

Well how do you know he was flirting with her?

Morning_fml 22

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:33

Maybe because OP has eyes and ears.

Shmatterhorn 38

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:09

I'm going to guess that a member of OP's family let her know of her husband's actions during the delivery.

NLM22 14

Sunday 15 February 2015 4:39

WTF is his problem. You just finished going through what I think is one of the most painful, yet beautiful experience of your life (i know... proud mama of a healthy 10 month old) and this douche was just out there flirting. Please follow up. I hope you gave him a really good piece of your mind!

tingtingmeg 12

Sunday 15 February 2015 4:40

that husband would be dead

mbrowni2 8

Sunday 15 February 2015 4:45

You have no one but yourself to blame. You married the guy. You are with him by choice

tellnoriaboutme 3

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:04

You should tend to your child...not instinctually post here about your probs. seek therapist lol

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 15 February 2015 17:53

Whats wrong with posting on FML after having a baby? You know babies sleep and when that happens a parent can rest and do what they want.

Aimeejasmine 15

Sunday 15 February 2015 22:05

Are you serious? Her husband abandoned her during labour to flirt with a nurse, let me be sure that sunk in though, he left her in the worst pain she'll ever feel just for some stranger and you're having a go at her as if she's the unreasonable one? Damn what's wrong with you?

militarybrat 21

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:51

Yeah that would be a divorceable offense to me. And it takes a lot for me to say "divorce his ass"

wierdDreams 10

Sunday 15 February 2015 7:19

Incorrigible. But now that you a daughter, your husband is going to grow up a little bit and start respecting girls a bit.I am happy that you have a daughter.Congratulations.Sorry your day got spoiled.

neonpachyderm 13

Sunday 15 February 2015 7:41

I'd have to know more of the situation. Friendly conversation =/= flirting.

hailzz_96 18

Sunday 15 February 2015 7:47

Strangle him with the umbilical cord

Shmatterhorn 38

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:07

That's cruel...for the umbilical cord.

Shmatterhorn 38

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:05

Way to go, OP. You now have two kids, and I'm sure that the baby girl is the more mature one.

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