By snortingspunk - 03/12/2015 12:52 - South Africa

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

Upon reading this FML I think I cringed harder than I ever have in my entire life. Fyl

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bonermonkey 31

maybe there is something wrong if I've never choked on/sneezed it... :o

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highwayman 9

You should feel proud

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KhaleesiDannie 26

You angry/Chinese dragoned yourself sorry that happened

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NotMarcus 7

That didn't cum out the way you or your boyfriend expected

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Elban 20

If that didn't stop you from finishing up I'm amazed he didn't propose right there

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rinnybell210 16

Well. Um. I guess you did a good job?

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Angel116 6

I am honestly curious, how does it feel to sneeze semen? O.o

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SecundusSecunda 27

Considering how semen has a lot of Cl, it probably stings and smells horrible

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