By snortingspunk - 03/12/2015 12:52 - South Africa

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

Upon reading this FML I think I cringed harder than I ever have in my entire life. Fyl

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hordriss 14

On the bright side, you clearly did a good job.

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Grayness_ 26

Lmfao. Thank you for posting this. It made my coworkers and I laugh. :)

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Richard6036 13

That is really gross I think it's right up there with two girls and a cup

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MonstreBelle 29

Personally, I would much rather sneeze semen every single time I have sex than shit in a cup, eat it, puke it back up, and then go back for seconds only one time

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sporty061200r 8

Fellas.. Looks like we have a keeper

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allforfun 23

This is the funniest fml in a long time hahahaha

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