By snortingspunk - 03/12/2015 12:52 - South Africa

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Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

Upon reading this FML I think I cringed harder than I ever have in my entire life. Fyl

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tech1200mk5 6

I can't deny that I wish I could release much more than I do. I wonder if Peter North has any tips...

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SecundusSecunda 27

It'd be cool if there was a way to increase it, but I don't really see any positives to doing so other than it would make for better visuals

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CptCanada 3

Be careful what you wish for. I'm cum a lot now and it makes me think back to the golden days of jerking off when nothing would come out.

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schreibergx93 19

Some guys have heavier loads. Sorry it wasn't too pleasant for you op

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tlnorman 18

Never heard of that before. Sorry OP that must have been very gross for you. Next time, if you want there to be, don't swallow, just excuse yourself and spit it down the toilet.

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thisguy22 33

******** horror stories...who knew such a thing existed?

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