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By Ducati - 10/08/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML
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Tubasaurus 0

I think a safety test should be required to handle stun guns. Too many stupid people think they are harmless.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I don't care what kind of place you live (dangerous or not) or how low voltage it was, it is awesome you bought her a stun gun. I would dance if anyone ever bought me one. So awesome. FYL for bitchy girlfriend, you were only thinking of her.

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Darth_Taco 14

This sounds like something I would do to my boyfriend. I wouldn't tell him he deserved it though! I'd take him to the hospital! I'm sorry, but your girlfriend's a dumb bitch. Well actually, if it's me I'd be doing it to myself. With my luck my metal cane (I need it to walk) will be in my hand xD. My boyfriend would either laugh at me hysterically, then take me to the laughing the whole way while calling everyone we know to tell when what I just did or hospital first then laugh at me and call everyone XP.

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Doglover80 0

Your girlfriend is a complete idiot, you should totally break up with her.

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kewl92 0

lol wtf is wrong with her? :D

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YDit 0

I would have done the same thing as her :)

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Leaveittosteven 0

"I have a princess complex so obviously my shooting you with 15,000 volts is your fault and not mine"

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xoxoCheer 0

Ooh your girlfriend is like all those stupid people on here who say "YDI for (something that totally wasn't your fault, or that is unrelated)!"

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dyld921 2

You should be glad you didn't buy her a hand gun.

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Jimboom 11

YDI for putting the stungun in the hands of a moron.

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iFruit 0

Is it legal to own one in canada, if you're not a cop or anything?

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po_ta_to 0

It's okay, OP. Some people are like that. I know someone that just HAS to blame someone when she does something wrong. She does it without thinking. But, honestly, you didn't deserve it.

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