By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 18:26 - Canada - Red Deer

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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML
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BulldogHoops 14

You brought this upon yourself when your girlfriend's texts were being read over her shoulder.

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xTrepidation 14

Why wouldn't you just shut the door to begin with? I've always thought it's odd to be ok with a dog staring at you the whole time.

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rockbandaddict85 22

hmmm sounds like an open relationship/marriage may come into play here shortly....

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alfred07 18

Forgetting to put your dog out of the room before having sex seems to be a more common thing than I thought

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Kelishas 9

FYL. My sympathies, but I also can't help but think of this scene playing out in a comedy movie..

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Cut3yPi3 7

Obviously, he's the jealous type. How would you have reacted if you came home to her screaming and the dog being the aggressor. LOL

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ardencred 7

you didn't get the memo? Men stopped giving orgasms to their partners because many years ago a dude was brutally savaged by a dog after giving g/f one

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mikepzz 27

So ya got a little bit mauled... Good job for giving her an ******, follow it up again and again and again :)

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