By PoopTart - 29/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 176
You deserved it 14 811

Same thing different taste

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Lol, I love this one. I'd so do that to my friend. :)

#4 - not even real guns are illegal... and that's really funny, i would have done the same thing

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#41 YOU'RE an idiot and a hypocrite! Aren't you commenting on text unrelated to the origional post by telling us to shut up! OP borrow your sisters new stun gun and find that #41 dumbass, he/she needs a good stun in the ass! #41 happy? that pertained to the origional post!

THat sucks that your sister zapped you, but you do seem to be a good brother.

#43 Dude we would be giving up the second amendment! That is a right! and states that allow people to carry firearms have significantly lower crime rates! Criminals will buy guns regardless as to whether or not they are aloud, so the only people effected by banning guns are those who need to defend themselves! and as far as restrictions... There ARE restrictions! If you have a felony, you cannot own a firearm! There is also a required wait time before you can purchase a firearm to hinder premeditated murder! They run a background on anybody trying to purchase a firearm! Plus as far as "police over using tasers"... Preventing us from having them won't hinder that statistic at all, because they will still get to carry them!

Criminals want guns to be outlawed. I saw dozens of interviews with inmates and they all said it would be great cuz they can easily get guns from the black market and they know the mark will not be armed. Self defense is needed.

alex_vik 0

YDI for getting her a stun gun.

At least you didn't get her a crossbow or a flamethrower or an ak-47 for her birthday. ... I just officially unintentionally made your sister sound like Rambo.

#46: "and states that allow people to carry firearms have significantly lower crime rates!" I'd love to see any statistics prove your hillarious comment. #34: Where's the right to drink alcohol at the age of 16? ;)