By PoopTart - 29/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 176
You deserved it 14 811

Same thing different taste

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Lol, I love this one. I'd so do that to my friend. :)

#4 - not even real guns are illegal... and that's really funny, i would have done the same thing

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BSSSSSST! Woo it works! Thanks so much :D Oh hey... are you alright? hahahah

oneeye10 0

#53, From the Department of Justice about how criminals got their guns http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/guns.htm >2% Flea market/Gun show 12% Retail Store/Pawn Shop 80% Illegal sources Also, a town that requires residents to own a gun has not had a gun-related death in the 25 years since the bill was passed, and the crime rate has dropped as well. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55288

Wololo 0

Your sister is a bitch for doing that. And can we please end the shitstorm over firearms already?

At least you didn't buy her a real gun or pepper spray. Pepper spray hurts like a bitch! And having her shoot you would suck balls. I'm not sure if a stun gun hurts as much as pepper spray, though

Lol, give her a high five for me. That's funny :D

"#4: Nope, not in America. They are in any country with reasonable gun laws though." gun laws are a joke If someone's planning to murder someone or rob some place they're not going to obey some stupid gun law and they're not that hard to get. all they do is keep guns out of the hands of law abiding citizens, which give more power to the criminals.

cameraboirzu 0

#60 is my kind of person Anyway, at least you know it works. It needed to be tested eventually...i mean think about it? Where you gonna test it on a dog? Would that be against nature? Oh no, cuz human life needs to change for animals, who dont give a damn. Adapt and change. That was sarcastic btw...

if my sister did that i would wait until two in the morning and sneak into her room and take the stun gun and shock her awake

Cantabguy 0

Are you gun-friendly Americans truly insane? How does everyone having a gun make anyone safe? Here in Britain we have possibly the most tightly restricted gun-ownership laws in the world, and as a result we have very little gun crime, especially compared to the US. Nobody owns a gun, so nobody needs one to protect themselves. When I walk down the street, the idea that anyone I see might even own a gun, let alone have one on them, is preposterous. How many more schools have to suffer massacres before you realise your gun laws are mad? You don't even need to outlaw guns, look at Australia! They used to have similar gun laws to the US, and they had some school shootings. They practically outlawed semi-automatic and automatic weapons, but didn't really change the laws on six-shooters and shotguns. As a result, they haven't had a school shooting since. To me it sounds medieval, living in a world where everyone has a deadly weapon and you might have to empty your bank account if you get injured.