By PoopTart - 29/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 176
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Same thing different taste

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Lol, I love this one. I'd so do that to my friend. :)

#4 - not even real guns are illegal... and that's really funny, i would have done the same thing

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clampy4x4 0

Get over it. It doesn't hurt for too long. We used to do it with a 750 Volt taser when we were drunk just for fun.

DangIt94 0

OMG! Thats ****** Hilarious!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

datstud21 0

I wulda did dat too LOL I wulda thought it was rack...but funny:)..FYL

Miss_Tyff 0

Wow, what an awesome sister for doing that... But that was really sweet of you to give that to her, however, most states you have to have a license to carry one of those (just like a gun) (At least where I live you do, because I was going to buy myself one before...they're about as expensive as most guns too)

Don't give someone like that a weapon

The reasoning behind everyone being permitted to own/owning a gun is that criminals know how to get guns regardless of whether or not they are legal. When outlawed, criminals have the upper hand because law-abiding citizens do not have a weapon, while the criminals do. If everyone owned a gun, or could at least reasonably be expected to own a gun, it would be likely that, if a criminal was to pull a gun on an innocent person, that person would just as easily pull a gun on them in self-defense. Therefore, it would be quite stupid for someone to pull a gun on another person who would likely have a gun as well.

Awwww CRAP #68 beat me to it, it was the first thing I though too!

ydi for not buying her a car instead ?!

In the future, give gift cards to self-defense supply stores instead of the weapons themselves.

That sucks you should have had her find a drunk friend to try it on, I bought one for my girlfriends its 400,000 volts, and I have another one that is 1,000,000 volts be glad you didn't get a huge voltage one lol. And the restriction of stun guns varries by state, in Texas they aren't even considered a weapon by law (had a criminal attorney look it over before I bought it) Tasers are the ones that need a licence because of the fact that they have a projectile, and if anyone is going to get a pepper spray like device go to and Army Navy Store and get police strength mace (much more potent).