#9 your state sucks!

17, 23, 31 In America we have these things called RIGHTS! Like the RIGHT to "protect yourself"... America rocks, your country sucks! (see you at the olympics) Stun guns are NON lethal, Why the F*** should they be heavily regulated? Regulate this... ***insert picture of me flicking you off***

#34, Amen brother!

#31, you are begging for tyrrany. We will get it. My brother, Ron Paul, and myself, will fight for the freedom that whose absense has caused so many problems in the last 8 1/2 years... the 1/2 being Obama's hypocritic semi-tyrannical administration. Anyway, this FML reminds me of a friend of mine who got an illegal switchblade from his uncle- he has no clue how his uncle got it, but damn that thing is sick.

"Anybody who is willing to give up a little liberty to gain a little security, deserve neither and will lose BOTH"! Ben Franklin!

This is my favorite one i've read in a while.

#17 and #22, **** yourselves as well. If you werent flames who lack the balls to pull a trigger, you'd love guns, like me. Besides, if this nation forgets freedom, we will lose it. Alexis Detouqueville predicted that we would eventually become so lazy and retarded that we would ask the government to run our lives for us. With Obama's economic reforms, especially his ones on healthcare, we are heading that much closer to having no power over our own individual economic resources. We are losing the holy freedom that our ancestors died for thanks to you. And #37, you are a badass.

#39 You are pretty badass yourself! :) Thank you!

The number of altercations over FMLs is ridiculous, especially when most have little to do with the original FML that was posted. Shut up and tell the OP that it sucks he got stunned. That's what the comments are made for. OP: It really sucks that you got stunned. Hope it works though. Close calls are not good at all and your gift was thoughtful.

Regarding any # that contains a gun-toting american. How is allowing any civilian to own a deadly weapon after the most minimal of psychological tests better than restricting the use of said weapons? Of course there is the oft-quoted statistic that a firearm kept in the home is 43 times more likely to kill a family member than an intruder. And lets not forget the numerous deaths associated with tasers (reported by one study as 180 in 1006 alone), and the claim by Amnesty that 80% of taser usages by police were on unarmed people. #39, not allowing every idiot to own a gun does not equate to losing your freedom.