Miscellaneous: Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she...

By PoopTart - 29/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I gave my sister a stun gun for her birthday since she recently had a couple "close calls" walking home from work late at night. She was so excited and thankful that she wanted to express her gratitude by shocking me to see if it really worked. FML

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By Ducati - 10/08/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML

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By Nick - 22/08/2010 23:33 - France

Today, I got tased, with the same taser I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML

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Zapped

By joey - 09/03/2020 05:00

Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 18:45 - United States

Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML

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By S. Fancyson - 16/04/2013 23:23 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML

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Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML

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By Birthday Surprise - 26/05/2014 21:18 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML

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It's not what you think!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 14:01

Today, I bought my daughter a rape alarm after she had a near-miss with a creep following her to her part-time job. As soon as I handed it to her in the car park, she accidentally set it off and one of her coworkers put me in a rather painful headlock and threw me to the ground, breaking my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 00:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML

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Thanks Susan

By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:15

Lol, I love this one. I'd so do that to my friend. :)

farmgirl 3

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:19

#4 - not even real guns are illegal... and that's really funny, i would have done the same thing

Comments

Callyn 47

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:58

#17, the gun laws in the US are more reasonable than those in Britain or Canada. Stun guns should by all means be legal.

JennaJustLauqhed 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:32

They shouldn't be illegal. Would you rather be attacked, murdered, or raped & not had a small weapon to prevent it all?

jannie22 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 20:17

she said they shuld be legal not illegal she agrees with you -_-

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:06

#22, you're wrong, kthxbai.

SandyKinns 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:30

There are always going to be stupid, violent people. By taking PROTECTION away, you leave innocents to the mercy of villains.

pancakelover 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:07

Lol, that's not funny... I would be mad.

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:08

Did she do it on purpose or was it accidental? If she was really excited she could have pressed the button by accident....

Zoa_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:11

Well it would have been pointless if you had given her one that didn't work.

itsbrina 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:20

LMFAO.thats ****** up.

andydawg8891 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:44

That's pretty FMLish, least you didn't get her a nub-nose .22 instead hahaha.

satanicminnow1 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 17:46

17 and 23.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha boys are you guys retarded!