By lalararara - 04/03/2010 15:48 - United States

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Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I would get straight a's if that was my reward.

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pfunk129 1

I'd look into extra credit

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bidoof_fml 0

If that's what it takes to get your ass in gear, then good for him.

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hansbans11 0

stop ur whining u know u like it.

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adamsk1 0

wow!! what a douche!! and I'm guessing you're and idiot cuz you just complained about getting laid for only good grades. maybe you should tell him to spank you for all the bad grades. ;) good for him for trying to motivate you. you're an idiot for not making good grades more often

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PsychoMerk 0

well, at least hecares :) what happens when you get your degree, hmmmmm? ;)

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furburger 0

Does this work on a sliding scale? 70s - He gets a handy 80s - He gets a hummer 90s - He gets laid 100 - You get bumfucked Of course, an exception would be made if you got a 69.

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ballistic 2

like the grading scale

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kaffeboy 0

grading scale! this should be enforced in the US. we wouldn't be the worst performing country in terms of developed nations education system!

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