By lalararara - 04/03/2010 15:48 - United States

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Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I would get straight a's if that was my reward.

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seeimdee 0

I think that's a acceptable deal. Kind of like role playing... I don't know how though. lol.

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PentiumBawls8 0

by reading this, this sounds like she is having an affair with the teacher.

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KurouTenshi 0

I get sex whenever I want it for absolutely no reason. maybe that's why I'm a lazy, unnaccomplished bastard...

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dreamnitedarling 9

this is easy, he really doesn't care about you, dump his ass and find someone who cares about you and LIKES sex. this isn't even about motivation, and what right does he have to TELL you to have sex with him? Isn't it a choice?

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adamsk1 0

obviously she wants it though so is he now telling her to have sex with him if she already wants it? cone on now! you didn't get good grades either did you?

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sorcerersinger 0

keep him! he cares about your future!

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picturescrazy 24

He really cares about you. Kinda sucky situation, but it's all with good intentions :]

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bakedphtgrphr 0

lol he's trying to spur on the development of your brain! ha or you just suck at screwing.

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