By lalararara - 04/03/2010 15:48 - United States

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Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I would get straight a's if that was my reward.

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darkmis1 17

How is this an FML? He's encouraging you to get better grades. You make it sound bad that you got an A. FyourboyfriendsL for having a girlfriend who complains about getting As.

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kevint9911 15

lol that us good, so if u want to get laid, get good grade it likes a win win, good grade and sex

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yourlifesfucked 0

buy a vibrator and then next time you get good grades, whip it out and say i think ill just use this instead. he'll cave before you do =P

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biggie2001 0

great incentive... FOR A GUY!!!

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Crazybae 0

Don't be such a ****! Relationships aren't about SEX !

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dreamer13 0

well then get good grades. that's an awesome compromise

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Squander 3

I wish my boyfriend would do that, that's rad.

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RabenSchwartz 3

@14 thank you for informing me that "pills are gay". I wasn't aware of the fact that they are homosexual... or is stupid the word you're looking for, not gay?

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mikeycorral 1

he's ******* smart

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