By lalararara - 04/03/2010 15:48 - United States

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Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I would get straight a's if that was my reward.

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buttshapedfruit 0

lmao aww way a responsible horny young man.. lmao

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Hiropon 0

He's trying to help. (: So stop being an idiot and get to studying. ^0^ I don't see how this really is an FML. o.o

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evolutionsfox 0

Wow, that guy is a champ. I want to **** my girlfriend whenever.

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toto365 0

maybe if you get straight A's u'll get laid more often

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dudefromnyc 0

then u must be fat and ugly..... either that or ur bf is gay

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perdix 29

Damn! I did pretty well in college, but if I had such an incentive system, I'd have been a ******* Rhodes Scholar!

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purplemnm 9

Bill Clinton was a Rhodes scholar... OH THE IRONY

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wandaax03 0

that's kinda cute (: he's trying to motivate you to be better; you should be happy that he even cares.

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Gstone5 0

that makes u want to get good grades then, so u can have sex... so you should thank him to give you some motivation and something to look for after a test

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fairies633 8

that's amazing!!! how is this fml? I love your bf

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UWBeautyQueen12 0

nice way to reinforce good behavior!

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