By lalararara - 04/03/2010 15:48 - United States

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Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML
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Cokencsi 0

I would get straight a's if that was my reward.

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UWBeautyQueen12 0

nice way to reinforce good behavior!

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gurlucrazy 0

um... hello kickass motivation! not an FML

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jorby11 0

I'm a 37 year old virgin

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perdix 29

Mr. President, Because you gave us Social Security, rescued us from the Great Depression and crushed fascism in WWII, I will lend you my wife for an hour to rid you of such a national disgrace.

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jonny2x4 0

At least it keeps you from looking like a cheap ****.

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hb4227 0

that's not true. he's a guy, guys are horny. you can get laid every night so long as you seduce him

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Paradoodle 5

ok if you're not doing that great in grades, thats a great idea. because at first you might not do so well, meaning sex will be less often, and probably also meaning because it's less often it will be more enjoyable because you haven't had it in awhile. as you do better you'll get more booty. lol I like the idea.

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Lee002 8

only on the Internet can the same person get an A on a term paper AND get laid and find a way to complain about it...OP fails

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