By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
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AngelLovesDerby 10

Whoa... What a Bi*ch... Get a DNA test homie!!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

A shady ex, the gift that keeps on giving.

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cylus13 9

Make her back it up with a DNA test.

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Culpion 3

If you didn't wrap it before you tapped it, it's your own goddamn fault.

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doggy1230 5

Right! Because condoms work 100% of the time.

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reaxion 25

Ask her the kid's date of birth, count 9 months back. If it's after she dumped you, tell her to get lost. Easiest and cheaper than a paternity test! Just tell her it is so you can send your kid a birthday card.

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glitterkuro 18

Um well no because the pregnancy occurred while they were still dating. She was cheating on him at the time so they thought the kid was the other man's.

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fboy1588 14

Now dats fuckd up.... I know i wouldve flipd shit

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shadow22_12 3

don't be a dinky wrap your winky, no glove no love, wrap it in latex or she'll take your paychecks

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evolute72113 9

Fake your death, leave a video will leaving all your stuff with your "identical twin"

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