Miscellaneous: Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

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By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

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By singlesoon - 25/08/2009 04:26 - Canada

Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML

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AngelLovesDerby 10

Monday 9 December 2013 22:54

Whoa... What a Bi*ch... Get a DNA test homie!!

Vagitarian1 10

Monday 9 December 2013 22:55

Paternity test. Now!!!

Comments

mierz 6

Tuesday 10 December 2013 1:59

How do you know she didn't cheat with multiple guys

AyeJay101 25

Tuesday 10 December 2013 2:06

So I'm guessing the other guy didn't want the commitment and she lost a good guy? Hope it's not yours and hoping a better life for that child if she isn't the ideal mother.

eatmor2 9

Tuesday 10 December 2013 2:20

Dude... Your life super sucks! I'm sorry bro

Sathane 21

Tuesday 10 December 2013 2:37

Get a test. I'd bet it isn't yours either.

BMTHsuperfan 18

Tuesday 10 December 2013 3:03

Looks like its time to call the Maury show!

niebezpieczny 1

Tuesday 10 December 2013 3:13

Not unless you signed the birth certificate! If you didn't she's dumb if you did.. Well..

ecascio2010 9

Tuesday 10 December 2013 3:16

Why are women stupid. I'm sorry she's taking you to court. I don't think she should be doing this..

IloveToLaugh143 21

Tuesday 10 December 2013 3:41

No Bitch. S W E R E.

JoshuahColins 19

Tuesday 10 December 2013 3:41

Listen to me man, whatever happens, you love that child, okay? If it is yours, be the best damn dad in the world and know that even if you have to pay money from your pocket, it's for a blessing.