By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
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AngelLovesDerby 10

Whoa... What a Bi*ch... Get a DNA test homie!!

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6812 6

You should have for a paternity test from the start. Once there is a raffle being held for the father ask for a paternity test.

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worldclassrager 39

Did the DNA test prove that? If not then it could be someone else she dated after you....

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Eevee11 6

DNA buddy if she cheated on you once who knows who else she slept with also

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egrudy 9

Be sure to counter sue for every parental right possible!

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amattyy 1

Wrap it in latex. Or else she gets your patch checks.

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pacmanman 15

Gotta wrap it up bro! Then you're 99.9% sure it's not yours(or so they say...)

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