By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
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AngelLovesDerby 10

Whoa... What a Bi*ch... Get a DNA test homie!!

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psycheiris13 20

Woah get a DNA test. Maybe she knew it all along and just came back to you because he dumped her. Good luck OP.

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flashback_fml 14

Call a hit man

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, did you have sex with her unprotected? How long ago and how long has she been pregnant? Either that or she cheated on that guy too. I hate girls like her, ***** that sleep around so much they don't know who the father of their own kid is. And then she'll probably be a lousy mother to the kid, who is the one who ultimately suffers. And our tax dollars will support her habit. /facepalm Hopefully you're not the father, OP, and she cheated on the guy she left you for (once a cheater, always a cheater), and that's the baby daddy. Good luck! But remember, wrap it before you tap it. ;)

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VoodooPriestess 16

Sometimes when I hear stories like this, I feel the legal system is too all for the mothers. I mean when doesn't the father have to pay child support? It's like no matter the circumstances the dads have to pay up. Or when they should, they're told to then don't and there's no repercussions. This kind of stuff is screwed up and I hope you win.

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Xalandra 17

Yes, it's so screwed up for males to help raise they child they helped create. Even if it's just financially the guy needs to help raise his child. Why? Because it's their ******* responsibility. If they absolutely positively never wanted to have a kid, then they should've either abstained from sex with the opposite gender, or have gotten a vasectomy. If you are sexually active with the opposite sex then you take the risk that you'll either get a baby or an STD. no contreception is 100% If the kid is OP's then he has no right to complain. He needs to help take care of the child.

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kdm_km1 19

sorry bro, obviously you need to get a Dna test from an independent source

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imchacon22 19

Maury!!!! Probably not your kid either. But in case it is I hope you have a lawyer because if she told you the child wasn't yours then it's not fair for you to have to pay back child support.

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AmorVitae93 6

Well first things first get a DNA test and then be happy your new daddy

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LifeOfAnRN 18

If the ex-girlfriend applies for any government aid they will ask who the dad is. Somehow I feel she's in that system. If she names you they will do the DNA test. If the other guy had been supporting this child and was on the birth certificate she can't "double dip" and get it from you, too. He can sue her. If it's your child you can ask for co-parenting an nobody pays child support. You also can get a DNA kit from a drug store that's not too expensive and get the answer ASAP. In any case she chose to be with the other guy and that hurts. But if this is your child you need to step up because it's not the child's fault. Good luck.

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Shade1982 20

Yeah, you are right. Unfortunately, the system is far from perfect and deviations from this happen all too often... People get screwed all the time.

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driinkbleach 18

Definitley come back for a follow up on this one! :)

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