By FlyingFist - 04/12/2012 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML
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zingline89 18

Gives blow your nose a whole new meaning.

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raven1911 3

I hope you have a good reason for staying with this moron

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leahmae88 7

Sooo...is he saying that he's gay, or wants sex? Maybe both?

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

A sign of what? That your boyfriend is a dick? :)

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buckdharma 37

I have found God. He was hiding up your nose.

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qirde_15 5

did he eat it like the toast?

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buckdharma 37

yes, but it tasted more like a snot tart.

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saffy66 34

It's a sign all right - that he's disgusting, immature and totally stupid for thinking it would impress the OP.

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velly613 1

Your bf made you come home from work for that ? Lol..

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BadKitty13 28

EWWW That is GROSS. Ummm time to find a new Boyfriend ???

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