By FlyingFist - 04/12/2012 00:38 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML
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zingline89 18

Gives blow your nose a whole new meaning.

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raven1911 3

I hope you have a good reason for staying with this moron

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Enslaved 36

How big would that booger have had to be to empress the OP? Hmmmm.

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DespairFaction 11

Why couldn't he just put it on Instagram?

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secretsymbiote21 5

respect art.

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doodlecloud 26

Well even without the missing work bit this is an fml - who wipes boogers on their wall?! Disgusting. Did you know he did this when you moved in?

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conholio33 28

Really???....... Wow *smh*

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BlowinChronic 18

I'm shaking my head at the insight this comment gave me.

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zepher93 7

That awkward moment when... Penises appear on the walls.

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osm1989_fml 6

Without fail, someone feels compelled to add a "what a keeper" comment to a relationship-related FML. Congratulations. You've contributed something that is neither funny nor insightful. Oh, and it's completely unoriginal as well.

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pdp_fml 21

Why not IM you with a picture of the penis shaped booger, instead of making you come home?

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buckdharma 37

It wouldn't look as big in the picture.

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pradip 26

Why would he wipe a booger on the wall

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pickles1994 18

So OP can wipe a booger on the wall and make it in the shape of a ****** so they can have booger sex

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