By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML
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RandomFool 5

Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.

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tukker 0

Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young

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redbluegreen 40

I don't think anyone besides the teacher noticed or cared, since they're only about eight or nine. All he had to know was bi = two. I don't get why the teacher flipped.

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Shizden 0

Also there's no 26 wtf... wack I tell you! Wack!

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AZballin 0

hahahahah. that's hilarious. true

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efmivida 0

awww, poor kid... but if you had that on video tape it would be hilarious to show him when hes older

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mobius8 0

Not really homophobic to be concerned that kid that young is talking about his sexuality at that age.

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fxdxhk90 0

The teacher is an idiot for thinking that your son actually knows what that means at his age.

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mcsnelly 5

The teacher didn't think the kid knew what it meant. The teacher was just informing the parent of what the kid said because she knew that's not what he meant.

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xiloveyoux3 0

I know, it goes from one and then jumps to 49. O.o that's strange.

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Logica42 0

Ahaha. This reminds me of when I was little... I said that I wanted to "seduce" my teacher into doing whatever it was I wanted at the time. I meant persuade. =/ Luckily I said this to my parents and it was swiftly corrected...

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hawt_leah_foshiz 0

Ha-ha I agree w/ #11, I'd like to hear what the class had to say to that priceless moment!!

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fredwillkill 0

how did you get to see number 11?

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Callyn 47

Hah, so what? That's simply funny, not an FML.

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Anu_Ra 0

WOA WHERE'S THE COMMENTS!?! But lol, honestly that's kinda cute.

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