Kids: Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML

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By lebanesewoman - 30/06/2009 16:17 - Hong Kong

Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML

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By Mom - 25/07/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my son decided to come out of the closet by wearing a shirt that said "Mom, I'm gay" to the family reunion. FML

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By charma - 11/07/2009 13:14 - United States

Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML

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By Stripperofthemall - 25/08/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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By worldsmosthonestdad - 12/05/2017 14:00

Today, I got a call from my 8-year-old's 3rd grade teacher. Apparently a question went around class asking, "Why do you think you were put on this Earth?", and my son answered, "My dad says it's because I swam the fastest." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 21:17 - United States - Fremont

Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML

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RandomFool 5

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:57

Ha, I'm sure they have no idea what that means. But hey, there isn't really anything wrong with being bisexual.

tukker 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:06

Haha, I am too, but I told everyone I was an air conditioner instead of ambidextrous when I was young

Comments

lightmaster 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:27

Obviously the kid didn't know what the word meant, so not really an FML But, how in the world did the kid learn that word?

Kataie 3

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:33

Your son is officially AWESOME.

notsocrafty 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:36

wow the intarwebs keeps kids advanced these days.

somethingawesome 9

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:42

That's HIlarious

Alice_Renee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:43

thats adorable! ^.^

Sleepwalker418 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:48

That's sick. He's like, 7 or 8. Go get mental help.

oh_forget_it 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:50

Aww. So cute. ^^

prb 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 1:53

You, my friend, are a homophobe if you have a problem with your son being bisexual. This is neither "FML" OR "YDI" but rather "**** His Life" if he has to live with you.

BirdieC 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:29

I don't think she meant it that way, more like, now all the kids in his son's class are gonna tell their parents about this.

mcsnelly 5

Tuesday 23 June 2009 2:38

I agree with 61. The parent was not saying FML about the son being or saying that he is bisexual. The FML was about the fact that now all the kids will probably tell their parents what the kid said and they (the parents) and the teacher will now always wonder what goes on in their house.