Love: Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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Hurry up

By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada

Today, I was waiting at home for a phone call. While I was in the bathroom, the phone rang. I quickly stopped my business and ran out of the bathroom with my pants round my ankles. I leaped over the couch, tripping and then stubbing my toe while hopping to the phone. It was a telemarketer. FML

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Please don't go

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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The Apprentice

By panther of the desert - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

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By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

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You deserved it 8 246

By SpeakerPhone - 14/11/2009 17:31 - France

Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML

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By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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Lonely times

By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

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JMichael 25

Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:22

She's not very bright it seems.

auro7 18

Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:24

Prank call her back. Just remember to use *67

Comments

foxy_grampa 19

Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:31

Funny? Well, depending on your take of it. I hope that isn't the only time she's called you

desidog 12

Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:31

That is cute

RoyalAss 1

Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:39

hopefully you dont like that asshole anymore.

zelda1975 14

Wednesday 4 December 2013 17:00

Noor: Best. Response. Ever.

Ambient25 24

Wednesday 4 December 2013 17:09

Not really...

someguy314159265 15

Saturday 14 December 2013 21:08

Depends on what the owner of the asshole had for dinner last night...

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:43

Maybe you can use that as an excuse to get with her and show her your skills with *69.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:44

Wait, it's all making sense now! That's probably why most females ignore the nice guys and go for the assholes that treat them like shit! "If they're mean to you, they like you" If I ever have a daughter I'm never letting her believe this. Thanks Noor! :D

olpally 32

Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:48

What a bitch thing to do. Call her back and make her feel like shit for being an idiot. Or take the high road and never speak to that moron again. Either way, you're better off.