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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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FFML_314 11

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:06

Did you get really excited and then go "awww" like Peter Griffin?

SomeScrewedGirl 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:08

oh wow...I bet you're the only person that's ever happened to in the history of cell phones.

Comments

RainbowBitch15 11

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:18

so FML will approve this crap but not actual "oh damn..." moments? that's bull... anyway, quit whining, OP, and grow a pair. no wonder she won't call u.

FFML_314 11

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:23

What exactly would you consider an "oh damn" moment?

MrSassypants 32

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:19

well call her back later and tell her that she pocket dialed and try to start a convo and then try to ask her out.

LOLatU87 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 16:30

This is good advise

manonwater 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:27

so call her back!!!

x_Cupcakes 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:27

Why don't YOU call HER?

GrEaT_BaMbInO 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:48

because he has no self esteem. sad sometimes

austinninja1700 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:31

so how is this a fml? some1 butt dialed him so his life is now instantly ******?

bointy 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:36

Probably still crushing thinking it was an honest mistake

sparkey0127 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:37

well look u were almost in he pants! good job that was a joke please nobody take offense.

HeretoBlame 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:40

dude just call her and tell her what happen :D there you can start with that lol good luck making it...

jzoooom 2

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:43

Well, at least she had you in her contacts. Maybe even on speed-dial....

MissErikaHart 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:47

call her back, say I missed ur call..? then spit sum game at her n ask her out. sum of u guys out there gotta get a lil game. that's y u like the girl, and she don't even know it probably!